Getting Better By The Day

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

so who’s the next wizard we put tits on. my vote is darth vader.

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

vampires think they're using hypnosis on me but really i'm just doing whatever they want anyway because they're hot "you will turn your head and expose your neck" sure lol then what

this is a joke right? this is photoshopped. it looks so fucking goofy there’s no way this actually appeared in a serious high-budget movie, right?

The only way for me to prove this isn’t a joke is to watch it myself and I refuse to do that. I simply have it on good authority it is real.