evil wishbone

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?

Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list

Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight

Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

1. What was the thing you last consumed? / pain au raisin from a bakery, though with chocolate chips instead of raisins. I like the ones with raisins too, but a bit less... the thing I like the most in those is the cream actually.

2. When did you go to sleep last night? / I went to bed at 4AM, but fell asleep near 7... damn heatwave.

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? / 2PM. I think it's justified... I'm also in holidays.

4. Do you ever shut up? / yes, maybe too much, at least IRL. (<- selective mutism)

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? / yeah. I typically have my childhood rabbit plush, Doudou, and the big dark green rabbit I bought a few months ago on my bed... I call it Kino in reference to Kino no Tabi's MC (a character I like but that a friend also associates to me).

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite. / I'm attracted to fictional women but all are equal...

7. What is your least favourite colour? / I would have said red in the past but my mind changed because it's the favourite color of someone I admire a lot (ha)... maybe a pink-ish dark purple.

1. What the thing you last consumed? | this

2. When did you go to sleep last night? | uhh i think 3am ish. i had laptop in bed [referencing a post]

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? | 9am ish

4. Do you ever shut up? | situationally.

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? | yess they hang out on the third of the bed i dont use

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite. | women and neopronoun users 🫡

7. What is your least favourite colour? | the ones i cant seeee yall can i get a fourth cone pls

What the thing you last consumed?

water 💦

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

likely 0230

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

around 1000 but i usually wake up every morning at around 06 or 09 hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

well i certainly shut up now 🤷 i don't want to but i'm not ready to talk yet

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

yes, they're my friends

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

probably something that the person understands and feels comfortable in without judgement of society. (sorry for the non-answer)

7. What is your least favourite colour?

i agree with eden, the ones i can't fuckin see

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1. What was the thing you last consumed?

grilled cheese with tomato soup 👌 i should've answered this thread last week when i ate pad thai and salted fish fried rice, that would've been more impressive haha — but today's food was still really good

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

12:16am 🙂‍↕️

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

6:15am ⚰️

4. Do you ever shut up?

yea, for anyone who isn't Marty ✨ crippling anxiosness

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

no... 🥹 i'm sorry they get warm on the bed and i can't cope with them sticking to my skin

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

help me what does this mean uhh uh girls dressed in drag and boys with guitars 😎

in all seriousness, maybe unlabeled agender? or otherwise unlabeled gender nonconforming/diverse...

7. What is your least favourite colour?

highlighter yellow... it hurts my eyes and looks like it's trying to be green — it reminds me of this syrup medicine i had to take as a kid and even just the memory of the taste makes me sick 😭

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