Things I'll Never Say

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

YouTube was a mistake

Whether it’s “I learned all about economics from a World of Warcraft let’s-player with two beards and a suspicious tattoo mumbling into a webcam for three hours” or it’s “I learned all about philosophy from a catty egg troll in a fetish outfit who insists that her personal experiences are universal,” YouTube is a blight upon the land and YouTubers are all wretched bastards of the earth

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

We all had a laugh but Ryan Murphy will probably make a miniseries about all this YouTube makeup artist drama and y'all will eat it up bc Sarah Paulson will play Jeffree Star and somehow win an Emmy

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

this is what customer service is like