something should have been here earlier

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

just kiss my fuckin forehead dude. i've been so good, man i swear

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

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