June 17, 2026
Slowpoke accused me of not helping him because I bring the dishes to him "at the last minute". First of all, I'm not obligated to do a damn thing. Second of all, I don't bring the dishes at the last minute; I bring dishes a half an hour before closing because I still need the utensils. If I get them washed, for example, at an hour before, then an order comes up, I'll need to use that utensil again. That's annoying, so yes, certain materials need to be washed later in the say.
Also, who's stopping you from washing these dishes? I'm not gatekeeping them. If you want to wash the dishes, come and get them for yourself. Why wait on me? Slowpoke doesn't wait on me for plenty of things, so why this?
Plus, he gave up his manager training. Which means he's not a manager and won't be one anytime soon. The only manager that works with him on Sundays is me; I make the decisions and if I decide not to wash the dishes, I can do that. HOWEVER, that's bullshit because I do wash dishes; I just wash the ones on my side of the store. He claimed to "understand that" but what I understand is that he pays me no mind. From 7 to 9pm, I was walking back and forth with a clipboard because I was doing inventory. Is that what he assumed I was doing? No, he assumed I was doing nothing, which is again bullshit. If he proceeded with his training, he would've learned how to do inventory, but he never did and never will. The Boss told me that he used to be an assistant manager at Domino's, which he confirmed, meaning he has done inventory before, I'm assuming. So why is he assuming that I'm doing nothing? He wasn't even taking the customers' orders even though he still has access to the order entry, and I will fight him if he fights against that fact.
That reminds me: he didn't help me on the make table! He made one order (which he put in the oven too early due to the fact it was a delivery order and deliveries should only be put in the oven once a driver dispatches it). Yet, when he told me there was a customer that needed to be cashed out, he didn't finish the orders I was working on. No, he just stood at the end of the oven waiting for orders to come out, even though I bet there was nothing coming out half the time. So, he can't accuse me of not helping him when he wasn't helping me.
Who does he think he is? He's not special. He doesn't walk, he weeble-wobbles. He claimed that the Domino's he worked at was busier than our store. So what? Pretend our store is just as busy. Don't use it as an excuse to slack. He constantly asks to take a break. That doesn't sound like someone who keeps himself busy. Nevertheless, I was never convinced that he ever was. Unless he was fitter back then. But what is "back then"? Months ago or years ago? That would explain why he acts like he has amnesia. It is also possible that he lied on his resume and never was an assistant manager. Even if he was, assistant managers and regular managers are obviously two different things. I'm convinced people like me (who take their jobs seriously) do more work than assistant managers. I don't know, man, I just don't believe him. He complains too much and I feel like a real manager would handle anything that gets thrown at them. Why would a former manager complain about doing work his big ass should've already done before in the past? It just doesn't add up.
And having a conversation with him is like talking to a wall. Everything he says contradicts itself. How has the Boss taught you everything you needed to know but when I ask you to do something, you don't know how to do it? That doesn't sound like you've been taught everything you needed to know. And when someone tries to teach you something, you resist and say it's better off if I do it. I thought you were training to be a manager (at least at the time)! I asked him what did he expect if he were to become a manager and he pretty much said everything and nothing at the same time. Also, he admitted that he knows he's slow like months ago. So why are you surprised that others think you're slow? You know you're slow. You can be aware of that, but no one else can? It's so obvious! This guy is not real, I swear to God. This motherfucker is an alien. I've never met someone so lazy and didn't know they were lazy. Hell, I can be lazy with chores at home, but I know it. It can be so obvious on every spectrum. But this dude just gave up because there's nothing else to learn. If there's nothing to learn, then why'd you give up? Why not keep going for the goal YOU set yourself, that YOU were so sure you could achieve in a snap? I'll tell you why: it's because you're a lazy fuck. This dude is the epitome of lazy fucks and the fact that he can't look in a mirror and see that boggles my mind.
