aadamkhor aurat

i pray that everyone will be safe at the cockroach janta party led protest in delhi tomorrow and that it brings fruit and that dharmendhra pradhan resigns from the post of education minister 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

the goal is to get abs so that i can wear a saree and flaunt them at family gatherings

hate when i be productive for a day and end up exercising too and it actually makes me feel so much better at the end of the day. like nooo, you were supposed to be a lie.

i just got the greatest idea ever. they NEED to make a Mere Brother ki Dulhan part 2. But this time the younger sibling is a girl, and she tries to find a woman for her brother but ends up falling for the woman herself. I will pay any price to watch this movie. please please please someone make this come true.

guys asli cricket format toh test cricket hota hai. ye t20 asli sport thode hai. ipl aint important anyways.

When will you realise? Vienna Mumbai waits for you.

"you gave me the best of me so you'll give you the best of you" works better than any therapy one can go to damn

ab meri sanity ka bojh shubman gill ke kandho pe hai.

nothing gives me as much serotonin as reading salman khan's old tweets

when you shoot your shot with a guy online and he starts talking to you too but now you don't want to talk to him anymore. fuck.

i can't do this anymore. i will have to summon him now. om gan ganpateya namah. om gan ganpateya namah. om gan ganpateya namah.