All These Fairytails Are Full Of Shit.

Are you talking about a cat?

I'm talking metaphorically. Shit's great until someone slips up and makes a fucking mess.

Please tell me you’re not one of those wackos whose into bestiality. 

Egh, no. That shit's sick.

You actually kind of do care.

Mm, sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but I really don't.

I don’t think I asked.

I don't think I care.

Or raped. The human race has become the most unpredictable, to be honest.

No, what’s idiotic is how you say the most random thing and expect people to be on board. It’s more ignorant than idiotic though. 

Yeah, you know, but at least I know I'm ignorant.

What would you be doing to spit out a hairball?

A fucking metaphorical hairball.

People hacking up hairballs?

Metaphorical hairballs, actually.

Lovely imagery, thanks.

No problem.

A hairball?

A hairball.

What are you talking about?

What do you think I'm talking about?