Bowden Spacelander bike, 1960s.

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

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Sydney Tamiia Poitier in Death Proof

"If you’re like me, who can’t dance at all.. just stick your hand out to one side, the other hand out to the other side, legs strangely parted.. if you can’t dance at all, just do this and life is good, you’ll get away with every song in Bollywood."

If the horcrux inside Harry affected the Dursleys negatively, it should have affected everyone who had extended contact with him. It did not. Harry had plenty of good, kind people in his life, who treated him with genuine love and affection. There is no excuse for the way the Dursleys behaved.

Back to Black the beat to this track is just damn… can’t describe good music man.