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restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

Keep salting the wound I'm close

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

yes babe your final form is so horrifying and uninterpretable by mortal eyes <3

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom