Life Is More Interesting Inside My Head

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The tumblr support page linked in today’s announcement says that they always notify you if your content has been flagged, which I’ll call “misleading language” at my most generous:

As far as I see, that “notification” consists of you manually scrolling through your own post history and noticing the red stripe they’ve put on the individual posts which their algorithms deemed problematic. I received zero emails, chats, real time notifications, carrier pigeons, or anything in regards to the dozens of posts I just found erroneously flagged on my blog.

It also implies there’s some way to review all of your flagged posts at once, but I see no such option on my blog:

(”Dismiss” is not one of the options I’m given and clicking “okay” doesn’t result in a list of flagged content)

Final note, I notice that photosets and especially gifsets seem particularly prone to getting flagged, so if you’ve posted a lot of tv/movie gifsets and stuff like that, take a look. 

then Jedi comes out and

He knows your Facebook likes

“aw, don’t be mad, it was just a ’armless joke.”

Hero of Ferelden: One-tank army. Unofficial camp counselor who will make you get along or they’re going to turn this whole army around so help me– Eternally Sighing. Everyone is terrified of them (doesn’t matter if they’re dead, people don’t believe it. And are still scared.) Probably definitely fought a spirit with their bare hands. Loves their dog more than you.

Hawke: Literal definition of a walking disaster. Can’t make it five feet before they trip over someone else’s problems. Proudest Big Sibling™. Would probably have been in less trouble if they’d stayed home for once in their goddamn lives. Has definitely heard “…who haven’t you slept with, Hawke?” at some point. Accidental spark in a city full of dried tinder. Knows they don’t deserve the friends they have; loves them regardless. B I C O N