‘Happy welcome back day!’
‘And that is... a plunger.’
‘I have no idea who you’re talking about.’
‘What are you even training for?’
‘If I didn’t care, you’d still be a monster too.’
‘I only came here because I felt bad for you, but all of this is your fault!’
‘I want to hear the human screams. Forever.’
‘Wow, sure does feel great to help people!’
‘Delivery! Delivery! Delivery!’
‘We’ve got our work cut out for us now.’
‘Can you help me unhelp all the people I helped?’
‘Duuuuude, what WAS that?’
‘As long as they are not (name), they are welcome.’
‘You’re so much smaller than I imagined.’
‘He’s just so supportive and kind and handsome and athletic and--’
‘He doesn’t like us!’
‘I’ve been pretending that I’m fine, because it’s not your fault, but I’m not fine.’
‘Oh! Don’t forget your lollipop.’
‘I’m older than you.’
‘It’s sweet that you have these keepsakes, but well--no need to be overly attached.’
‘I was badly hurt... how did you stop hurting?’
‘Just do what we saw in that movie.’
‘(Name), why is (name) crying in the bathroom?’
‘It’s been SO fun playing, but now we have to clean! ...Which is also fun!’
‘Wow (name)! That’s a beautiful bag of hair. Who’s is it?’
‘You were never like this, you were such a good kid! I’m sorry I never told you that.’
‘Let me tell you all the ways you can get hit by a car.’
‘(Name), there’s a snake! AaaaaAAAAHHHH!’
