This video transcends language

“When you tell a joke and your mom turns it into a lecture” Person: Mom, what do you call a rest for cows (vaca)? Mom: What? Person: A vaca-tion! Mom: Cow? When I told you to take the beef out of the freezer you DIDN’T DO IT… You never help me, you never listen to me, you’re always using your iPhone, your computer, you’re lazy, you never want to do anything…!

This is the funniest think I’ve ever seen in my entire life

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

in honor of the resident evil 2 remake coming out i think its time to dust off this post. just one last time.

This is a gift to humankind

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true