sherwynning

“Jess, stop pulling abandoned furniture off the street, you cheap loser” NO #refurb #streetrat #damngirlyoufine

They don’t even need me #narzo #familyyouchoose #bestfriends

Kids are only this cute for other people #narzo #petsittingtriangle #thanksneighbor

This is a real cat and I raised her and I take full fucking credit #narzo #nugget #notwithoutmydaughter #caturdayeveryday

To each her own, but it’s times like these I’m glad my idiot brother helped me realize that Taco Bell isn’t the only #dinner option. Thanks @amshers #veggies #grains #faves #getbackinthekitchen

This bitch was on the verge of death, dropping all her leaves from a sexy spider mite infestation. NOW LOOK AT HER #thanksinternet #englishivy #lazarus

Thank you @lorib5 for the cutest pot on the block #succulents #propogation #tinyyy

Thiiiiiiiis bitch #narzo #bestdaughter

Hometown, u so pretty #weekend #familytime #walkingaimlesslyforanhourwhilemycargetsnewbrakes (at Agoura Hills, California)

Training is hard. So is doing the right thing. But we do it anyway https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/jess-sherwyn #charitychallenge #givetolive #alsgoldenwest

And I DIDN'T fuck up the candles tonight #jewing #doingit

Now that my family's growing and I'm old as fuck, I feel uncomfortably nostalgic and sentimental. Tonight I *sang* BOTH Hanukkah prayers by heart even though I didn't know the second one existed until today (thanks for my fake Jewish upbringing, Mom)

Tis the season for miracles and year-end giving. Please consider donating whatever you can to help cure ALS in lieu of gifts: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/jess-sherwyn Progress never happens in a vacuum: be part of something bigger than Hallmark and consumerism this year 😉 #cureals #lamarathon #strongertogether

Officially been seeing this amazing, weird bitch live for half my life, and it's all thanks to @radrach33, who had me dissecting the lyrics to Precious by age six. Thank you for the amazing gift of being 15' away from Tori for two hours last night, Rach 😍 #sisters #toriamos #worth #lifelongbond (at The Theatre at Ace Hotel DTLA)

I know what you're thinking. "Jess is so great, I wish I could give her tons of shit but she hates presents." Fret not! In a few short months I'm running a half marathon like an idiot, and on the way there I'm determined to raise a ton of money for #alsgoldenwest, and you can help! https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/jess-sherwyn #givingtuesday #doit #everythinghurts

Morning yog to the Rose Garden and back, four miles total. Definitely walked a bit, but can feel my lungs getting a leeeeeettle stronger (at Exposition Park Rose Garden)

This week I finally got myself back up to running three miles in about 35 minutes. To many people that's not great, but it's huge for me. @alexxthegr8 and I decided to challenge ourselves to run a half marathon when neither of us was running more than a few minutes without getting winded. Sometimes we engage ourselves in challenges, but sometimes life-long challenges find us when we never, ever thought we'd meet them. Please join me in fundraising to support and help find a cure for those living with ALS today. Nobody deserves to fight blind-siding challenges alone https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/jess-sherwyn #alsassociation #lahalfmarathon #strongertogether