Incorrect Sherlock And Johnlock Quotes

WOW thank you for all the love on my comfort posts, i guess i’m a therapist now??? :’)

boring, boring, boring. no. FJAJDJFJSKDASCINATING!

“you’re doing the look again” “well i can’t see it can i?” (looks in mirror) “ItS mY fAcE?!?!?” (best deduction ever, sherlock)

well that was tedious:<. - you went on the tube like that??? :0

dear mr sherlock holmes. i cant find bluebell anywhere. please please please can you help? “bluebell?” A RABBIT JOHN. ahh but there’s more, before bluebell disappeared it turned luminous, LiKe A fAirY according to little kirsty. the next morning, bluebell was gone!! hutch still locked, no sign of a forced entry, what am i saying, this is brilliant. phone lestrade, tell him there’s an escaped rabbit. “you serious?” it’s either this, or cluedo.

here to see the queen? ah, apparently yes.

gay. “what?” oh, i meant um. hey ;).

“just so you’re aware, the gun is his idea,i’m just his—“ MY HOSTAGE “hostage, yes that works.”

about me:

i’m chloe

i’m 15

i live in england

i’m questioning my sexuality 😞

this scene exists

this scene exists

“Sitty thing” (and “deaded”)

Death frisbee

a *meat* dagger

✨like a fairy✨

or just bluebell in general

bored. bored. bored.

not now jawnn I’m on a case :<<

I KNOW ASHHH (don’t. tell. me. I. dont. )

ashtray. I know ash.

Am I a pretty lady?

“you had a row with a machine?” “sort of, it sat there and I shouted abuse”

but it’s the solar system!!! :((

the game is... something

Sherlock🤝 Mr Poppy

Sherlock: a coffin

Sherlock: a coffee**** (message not delivered)

Sherlock: ...