Mrs Hudson: HEY!
John: SHHH sherlock’s sleeping
Mrs. Hudson, whispering: oh sorry
John, whispering: what’s up
Mrs. Hudson, whispering: there’s a fire
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@incorrect--sherlock-quotes
Mrs Hudson: HEY!
John: SHHH sherlock’s sleeping
Mrs. Hudson, whispering: oh sorry
John, whispering: what’s up
Mrs. Hudson, whispering: there’s a fire

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John: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Sherlock: a murder case
John: I have like 10 pounds.
Sherlock: I'm Sherlock Holmes, I wear the damn hat.
John: Bad hair day, uh?
Sherlock: Shut up John...
This is for @notagarroter and for all the sherlockian curly hair people how sick vindication for their struggles...
John: snails aren't fast. but snails are good. have you ever seen a snail with bad morals?
Highwayman: *points pistol* Your money or your life.
Sherlock: Oh, thank god. *hands over papers* Just so you know, you're a counsulting detective. you are also wanted for 12 murder cases
Highwayman: No, I meant-...
Sherlock: *already running away* You're late for your first hearing!

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Molly: What is love?
Mycroft: An emotional minefield.
Sherlock: A neurochemical reaction.
John: Baby don't hurt me.
Anderson: *carrying around a potted plant*
Molly: ........ why is Anderson walking around holding a tree?
John: Sherlock ordered him to.
Molly: .......why?
Sherlock: it’s to replace the oxygen he wastes when he speaks.
Sherlock: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
John: *sneezes*
Sherlock: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Sherlock: [gets a paper cut] ouch!
John: haha you idiot
[a few minutes later]
Mrs. Hudson: so let me get this straight, you want to ban the use of paper in the house?
John: it’s dangerous, ok?
Sherlock, over the phone: Gavin, I need you to come pick me up right now
Lestrade: why
Sherlock: John is passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago
Sherlock: this house isn’t safe anymore

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John: you know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?
Sherlock: That's called arrhythmia
John: I get that feeling every time I see y-
Sherlock, now very concerned: you can die from it
John, holding a python: Hey, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Mrs. Hudson: You did WHAT–
Sherlock, not looking up from his book: William Snakespeare.
Sherlock, watching someone start a bar fight: What an idiot
Sherlock: Wait
Sherlock: That’s my idiot
Sherlock:
Sherlock: [stands up and leaves]
Sherlock: I consider myself saphiosexual. That means I'm attracted to intelligent people and intelligent people only.
John: *trips over air and apologises to it*
Sherlock: ...I want that one.
Hey guys! it would be super cool if you could send me/tag me in quotes you like! i”m kinda running out rn and i’m trying to keep this blog up but I only have a few quotes in my queue at a time. If you send one in, I’ll tag u when it gets posted unless you ask me not to. Also, if i don’t post one you send in it doesn’t mean i don’t like it. It might be at the bottom of the queue or tumblr might have swollowed it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

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John: Is something burning?
Sherlock: Just my passion for you.
John: Sherlock the toaster is on fire
Sherlock: [to John] I cant be without you
John: Still doesn’t make it cute that you followed me to the bathroom