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bold what’s true about you

I am under 18. I am a cuddler.  I am a morning person I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. l am right handed. I am ambidextrous. I am a little shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy folk music. I enjoy smoothies. I enjoy talking on the phone. I have a car. I have/had a hard time paying attention at school. I have a hidden talent.  I have a pet. I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.  I have all my grandparents. I have been to another country. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour. I have or had broken a bone. I have bathed someone.  I have changed a diaper. I have changed a lot over the past year. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have had major/minor surgery. I have killed another person. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have mood swings.  I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have rejected someone before. I like the taste of blood. I like Michael Jackson. I love sleeping. I love to shop I own 100 CDs or more. I own and use a library card. I read books for pleasure in my spare time. I sleep a lot during the day. I watch soap operas on a regular basis. I work at a job that I enjoy. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I am wearing socks. I am tired. I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt. I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:

Finished college. Smoked cigarettes. Ridden every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a concert. Helped someone. Spun turn tables. Watched four movies in one night. Been broken up with. Taken a college level course (kind of) Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been in a hurricane. Been in a cyclone Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Cut yourself. Ran a marathon. Your parents got divorced. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Had a best friend.  Lost someone you loved. Skipped school. Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library.  Been in a mental hospital.  Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Fired a gun. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. (a fake one) Swam with dolphins.  Attempted suicide. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you couldn’t have. Used a colouring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. Had a hamster. Dyed your hair. Had something pierced. Gotten straight A’s. Been handcuffed. 

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown Medium brown Dark brown Blond Black Dirty blonde Strawberry blond  Multicolored Red

My eyes are:

Brown Dark Brown Blue  Green  Hazel Light brown Grey

People sometimes label me as:

Slut. Boyish. Colorful. Ugly. Nerd.

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects. Slimy things. Dying/Afterlife Doctor/dentist appointments. Hospitals. Needles.  Disease. Being alone in the dark. Heights/Falling Small spaces. Oceans/large bodies of water. Large animals. Small animals. Open spaces. Lightning/Fire. Tornadoes.  Clustered holes. Bodily fluids. Corpses. Thunder/loud noises

I have/had:

HE’S SO TALL

to this

watch out, it’s going to get quite hairy