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The Twilight of the Idols by Friedrich Nietzsche But Cut The Crap (Big Words) Page Preview

From the same guy who brought you Adolf Hitler, Hitler is said to have read Nietzsche but obviously he didn’t get him, comes:

Human; All Too Human by Friedrich Nietzsche But Cut The Crap (Big Words) Page Preview

Little Rascals:

“He payed his debt to society.”

Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche But Cut The Crap (Big Words) Page Preview

There’s this special needs, some are calling it Jewish which I think is rude, kid named Nietzsche.

I told him, ‘I know you don’t know how this is ironic but that was Hitler’s boy.’

The Antichrist by Friedrich Nietzsche But Cut The Crap (Big Words) Page Preview

Satan is a little red man, mainly because I smacked the shit out of him.

Death is nothing to fear, you play your cards right and you might just get greeted by the devil himself.

The Will To Power by Friedrich Nietzsche But Cut The Crap (Big Words) Page Preview

Human; All Too Human by Friedrich Nietzsche But Anything I Disagree With Is Hell Like Where He Going (Big Words) Page Preview

Find (.) & Replace (Hell)

Find (T) & Replace (t)

Find (.) & Replace ()

Not a rapper, I just don’t care for commas or periods.

I am however a realistic dreamer, I just need to hear every business idea but I ain’t afraid to shut you down by telling you:

SSL (For The Birds) Merchandise

Meaning Short Story Long, now lead by funny anecdote.

I hate when someone prefaces something with that they don’t see eye to eye with someone else.

The Confessions of Saint Augustine But Look On The Bright Side (To The People) Page Preview

Find (punishment) & Replace (reward)

The guy didn’t mention boy loving one time, I don’t think he’s being honest with us, get him out of here.

Lewis and Clark Found Out (Lost Souls) Merchandise

I’m telling you dude Lewis and Clark weren’t gay.

What has this country come to where two buddies can’t go on a cruise together without getting a parade thrown for them?

So what if Clark wanted to penetrate Lewis in the privacy of their own ship anyway?

Christopher Columbus Missing Poster (Lost Souls) Merchandise

Last seen what one or two years ago?

We won’t I repeat won’t rule out ‘fallen off the face of the Earth,’ it happens like all the time.

He told his family he’d be back “soon” which in retrospect is weird because it takes months just to get to India.

Analects by Confucius But Remember He Was A Fat Man Who Loved Synonyms (Not To Be Philosophical) Page Preview

Find (cherishes) & Replace (indulge)

I could never understand the lazy’s argument.

Tao Te Ching by Laozi Is Too Woke For Me (Not To Be Philosophical) Page Preview

Even 3,000 years ago, the powers at be had something on this decent man.

Find (Those) & Replace (He)

Find Those) & Replace (She)

How To Use and Enjoy Your Frigidaire Refrigerator But Read Between The Lines (Here’s What You Do) Page Preview

The Devil is when your buddy says something stupid and you think I’m going to smash my man’s head in this Frigidaire Fridge.

Not intrusive thoughts but a little red man like we believed for centuries before coming up with big words and rational thoughts.

When you start seeing red and say I’m going to knock my friend’s head off with this Frigidaire Icebox.

Surprisingly not sponsored.

When your wife moves on from screwing the milkman, the cost of cold refreshments in the summer, to the postman thinking you won’t retrieve and deliver your own mail before facing the do no wrong Catholic Church.

How to Make and Read Your Own Horoscope by Sepharial But Read Between The Lines (Here’s What You Do) Page Preview

You notice how there’s no symbols for Earth or Pluto but there is for the sun and the moon?

That’s because astrology requires a hor or an idiot, I know that.

I’m just as superstitious as the next guy, I try not to go out on every 13th.

What if I find treasure? The governor isn’t going to let me just walk away from it.

One Thousand Ways To Make Money by Page Fox But Read Between The Lines (Here’s What You Do) Page Preview

My thoughts exactly.

There’s only one steel less Pittsburgh for Carnegie, only one oil less America for Rockefeller but many houses with many stairs.

Give free quotes and break the steps on the way up, they can’t not pay to get you down if they tried.

Your Mind and How To Use It by Atkinson But Read Between The Lines (Here’s What You Do) Page Preview

“There’s a way of doing things,” I don’t care.

I don’t even come whoever is in charge no more, nope. Straight to the janitor, he’ll tell me everything I need to know.

‘You’re the janitor? That’s all I needed to know.’

‘Also while I have you here, I was wondering something, how much candy is in your typical bonus?’

‘What, you have to buy all your own candy? Isn’t this place euthanized?’

How to Make Electrical Machines by R. A. R. Bennett But Read Between The Lines (Here’s What You Do) Page Preview

Knock yourself out kid.