Don't be a bitch

eye contact is so intimate im saving it for marriage

#I love how long it took your mom to realize like#a marriage and a child later#shit that girl was hitting on me (agentwashingcat)

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love

yeet pray love

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down 

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

His camera operator need some kinda award

This is my favorite video on the internet

four horsemen of the apocalypse

WAR. FAMINE. PESTILENCE. blep