I HATE BULLIES.

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“ you gonna talk to me or not? ”  

“ you’ve been gone for three days. ”  

“ i think i can look after myself. ”  

“ people go missing every day. ”  

“ how do you know that? i never told you that. ”  

“ they’re gonna catch you one day. ”  

“ a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do. ”  

“ i know, i’m sorry i’m late. ”  

“ prettier than your picture. ”  

“ you didn’t tell me that. ”  

“ they’re all liars, playing their online games. ”  

“ now i have to kill you. ”  

“ human life… so delicate, so fragile. ”  

“ i need someone real, someone who understands. ”  

“ is that a line? ‘cause that’s a bad line. ”  

“ you know i don’t believe in labels. ”  

“ justify it any way you want, you still broke the law. ”  

“ i almost needed therapy for that breakup. ”  

“ i’m living my life, and a man doesn’t define it. ”  

“ you remember that i’m a hacker, right? ”  

“ understand that’s a loaded weapon you have in your hands. ”  

“ we are so doomed as a generation. ”  

“ can we grab a drink sometime? ”  

“ haven’t you heard? i’m all reformed now. ”  

“ someone’s watching me. ”  

“ i had a peeping tom, once. put a giant mirror in my window, made him stare at himself all night. ”  

“ too ‘love me, stalk me, kill me?’ ”  

“ technology isn’t bringing us closer together, it’s allowing us to treat people as disposable. ”  

“ but is technology or the way human nature uses technology to blame? ”

“ he’s pretty cute for a madman. ”  

“ i’m just messing with you. ”  

“ you’re dating stalkers now? ”  

“ don’t drink and date stalkers. ”  

“ this guy knows exactly what he’s doing. ”  

“ yep, that’s not legal. ”  

“ you’re gonna need more than a hunch. ”  

“ i’m staying with you. ”  

“ i don’t believe in guns. ”  

“ you made it this far, but we are just getting started. ”  

“ the camera doesn’t lie. ”  

“ she’d still be alive if you’d done your job. ”  

“ i think you’re thinking about it a lot. ”  

“ you are not some superhuman person. ”  

“ i just notice that you come in here a lot. ”  

“ you think this impresses me? ”  

“ people like me don’t work for people like you. ”  

“ i kinda lost faith in authority. ”  

“ flowers are a bit much, aren’t they? ”  

“ how did you know where i live? ”  

“ i need you to be straight up with me. is there a serial killer in my house right now? ”

“ well, he didn’t slit our throats. that’s a good start. ”  

“ wanna go on a date? ”  

“ yes, i’m on a payphone. so strangers like you can’t crank call me. ”

“ i didn’t want us in some noisy room surrounded by a bunch of people. ”

“ you gonna give me an idea of where we’re going? ”  

“ i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like beer. ”  

“ makes you realize how temporary everything is. ”  

“ i don’t know what i would do if anything happened to you. ”  

“ are you trying to flirt with me? ”  

“ pulling out someone’s teeth sure isn’t a great character trait. ”

“ he feels powerful… arrogant. ”  

“ that’s an extraordinary power, a delicious responsibility. ”  

“ thought you’d like a snack. it’s a croissant. it’s french for doughnut. ”

“ if only we could meet properly. ”  

“ please don’t sleep with him. ”  

“ it’s easier for me to emotionally process when we don’t use such crude words. ”

“ we’re not not having a life because of this freak. ”  

“ whoever this killer is knows we’re watching. ”  

“ an equal opportunity serial killer… at least he’s got that going for him. ”

“ you only do that when you’re trying not to gossip. ”  

“ remember, homicide carries a minimum sentence of twenty years. ”

“ you know what these guys do when they get an audience? they perform. ”

“ it’s gonna get a lot more scary. ”  

“ there’s a man missing. ”  

“ bad news, you’re fired. just kidding. ”  

“ sometimes you gotta stand back to get the full picture. ”  

“ it’s so easy it terrifies me. ”  

“ the internet’s a place where you can create an illusion, show people only what you want them to see. ”  

“ you’re not answering my calls. ”  

“ how did you even know it was my birthday? ”  

“ you a cop? you smell like a cop. ”  

“ you can’t just ignore my calls. ”  

“ how could you write up that story? ”  

“ nobody does flowers anymore. ”  

“ creeped you out, didn’t i? ”  

“ perfection doesn’t exist. ”  

“ people have no idea the trail of information they expose to the world. ”

“ you gonna answer that? ”  

“ what we don’t see, we don’t know. ”  

“ my dad’s terrible with directions, too. ”  

“ we’re all looking for something, isn’t that why we’re here? ”  

“ someone is playing some sick joke on you. ”  

“ my date turned into a three-way with a madman. ”  

“ i’ll never get that visual out of my head. ”  

“ saying bad things about bad people doesn’t always end well. ”

“ by throwing a party in protest you’re simply provoking him. ”  

“ the killer is obsessed with you. ”  

“ just because he’s gone silent doesn’t mean he’s not a threat. ”

“ if he wanted to kill me, i’d be dead already. ”  

“ i don’t believe in bad luck. ”  

“ women can be serial killers too. ”  

“ think you know me? that you can catch me? ”  

“ careful, you might have a concussion. ”  

“ just thought we should chat in private. ”  

“ everybody turns bad for a price. ”  

“ you’re not afraid? you should be. ”  

“ i promise you won’t feel a thing. ”  

“ i hate flowers, they die so quick. ”  

“ how do you sleep at night? ”  

“ i am really not in the mood to chitchat. ”  

“ i don’t think i understand that kind of obsession. ”  

“ you’re looking at me like you didn’t want my help. but you took it, didn’t you? ”

“ do i have to kill someone else to get your attention? ”  

“ sure looks like a motive to me. ”  

“ don’t you just wish there was a way to get back at him? ”  

“ if something happens to you it’s my fault. ”  

“ you’re gonna get caught. ”  

“ did i scare you? ”  

“ doesn’t it creep you out a bit that the killer hasn’t killed anyone recently? ”

“ you don’t have an apocalypse plan? ”  

“ he didn’t die peacefully, i can tell you that. ”  

“ just warn me if anyone comes back. ”  

“ you had no right to go through my things. ”  

“ do you not see how bad this is? ”  

“ is that a dead body? i’ve never seen a dead body. ”  

“ i’ve killed a lot of people, all for you. ”  

“ do you know how dangerous it is for a person like me to have access to this kind of stuff? ”  

“ monsters are made. ”  

“ you shouldn’t be here. ”  

feel free to change pronouns / wording! spoilers ahead!

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

" i don't want to insult your artistic talent, but this is awful. "

" no messing about. are you serious? "

" what goes on in your head? "

" you tell me two days ago you're going out for a beer, you only come home now without calling, without letting me know in any way. "

" you know what's great? sleep is great. "

" all day yesterday i didn't call her once, just like you said. "

" i am gonna solve this case. "

" are you lying for your own personal gain? "

" you did nothing wrong. "

" who takes a knife with them to a fucking disco? "

" you can crash here too if you want. "

" i was never here, understood? "

" i was following orders. "

" you think i'm guilty. "

" i only wanted to be good enough for you. "

" i have thought about it, for [ number ] years now. "

" don't be like him. just leave it all behind you. "

" i didn't think i'd ever see you again. "

" destruction isn't negative. "

" you have to destroy things to build something new. "

" you'll sleep by me, don't like being alone. "

" you don't stand a chance against them. "

" does that mean we're a team? "

" i know who you are, and i know what you do. "

" if you kill him, that is murder. "

" elimination of a traitor, not murder. "

" when your back's against the wall, you have to think strategically. "

" do you know who you're talking to? do you know what i can do to you? "

" i'm not interested in money. "

" without money, you are nothing. "

" loss is always painful. "

" money alone doesn't make you happy. "

" what have i got to lose? "

" that's taking the law into your own hands, you can't do that. "

" if you're caught now, you'll go to jail for the rest of you life, is that what you want to happen? "

" i do really fucking care about what happens to you. "

" do you think you'll get away with all this? "

" i'll hunt you, and i will put you in prison for it. that's who i am. "

" you're really cute. "

" don't underestimate me. "

" we both don't like being underestimated. "

" you're totally free now and you should take advantage of that. "

" the world is so beautiful, in spite of all the chaos. "

" do you know that i'm not scared of you? "

" are you spying on me now? "

" i don't lie to you all the time. "

" i protect people. that's my job. "

" for once in your life why can't you just be proud of me? "

" you don't always have to understand everything that a person does. "

" maybe today i spontaneously decided to do something different. "

" that's so childish, what you're doing right now. "

" is he gone? "

" i don't think he saw us. "

" i'd like to talk to you. "

" if you shoot someone, there is a way to do it properly, and i know just how to do it. "

" stop lying to me. "

" i never wanted to hurt anybody. "

" i can see you've got a good heart. "

" you have to be strong now. "

" i didn't mean to. "

" calm down. "

" he fired at me. "

" you had no other choice. "

" you can't compare them, the past and the present. "

" i love you, and i'm extremely worried about you. "

" i don't want anything to happen to you. "

" did you want to kill me?! "

" i don't work with professional killers. "

" by the way, i just saved your life. "

" you know i love you. "

" why don't you pick up the phone when i call you? "

" when we work together, then we follow my rules, alright? "

" my rule is you don't kill any more people. that is not okay. "

" we were never friends, but now it's just us. "

" there is no 'us'. "

" this is all your fault. "

" you were pretty lucky, the doctor's say not to be alarmed but all the same, you need to rest, okay? "

" what do you think i am, a mass murderer? "

" i killed a human being. "

" was it your first time? "

" he got what he deserved, don't worry about it. "

" shit, you've got a fucking machine gun in the kitchen cupboard! "

" you promised me before that there'd be no more killing. "

" killing doesn't get you anywhere. killing... kills... people. "

" you shot me! you actually shot me! "

" it's not good when feelings come into play. "

" are you threatening me? "

" you were always so fucking arrogant. "

" i don't like sleeping on my own. "

" i thought i'd lost you. "

" you should get some sleep. "

" that was actually the worst thing for me, the day i could no longer remember her smell. "

" it's not just about what you want. "

" i'm caught up in this just as much as you are. "

" if it wasn't for me, you'd be dead. "

" this was the first decision i've ever made for myself. "

" can i come in? i don't have anywhere else to go. "

" you're a fucking traitor. "