TheΒ Titanoboa, is aΒ 48ft longΒ snake dating from aroundΒ 60-58million years ago. It hadΒ a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful thatΒ it could crush a rhino.Β Titanoboa was so big it couldnβt even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
Iβm so glad they arenβt around
omg me too. Iβm scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. Iβm so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, arenβt alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: β12 fucking feet?!?! Β Iβm fucking glad itβs extinct!βΒ
Dude, prehistory was home to some fuckingΒ TERRIFYINGΒ creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesnβt always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known asΒ Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isnβt around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISNβT STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DONβT. WE DONβT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THATβS NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
this is so relevant to my interestsΒ
It wasnβt just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground slothsβ¦
THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
Weβve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.
DONβT FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUSΒ WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS
BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THEREβS MY FAVORITE,Β ZYGOPHYSETER,Β WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH
The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, donβt forget how giant the bugs were.
I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post
Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They havenβt found signs of its extinction
scientists: βwe havenβt seen a megalodon in quite some time now, letβs just hope itβs exstinctβ
This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals





















