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Get a man that will cling on to you like how guan shan clings on to his sandwich for dear life

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

a girl can dream

what could’ve been,,,

Well, you’re not wrong

Mikasa: ‘okay’Reiner: ‘Heck yeah that’s gonna be so cool!’ Laughs at splatter scenesBertholdt: Tries to stay at home, looses several fights for thatAnnie: Is on her phone for the whole movie because it’s kinda scaryEren: doesn’t even realize what’s the scary part of the movie, it was great anywayJean: “I’m not scared” already knows he won’t get sleep the next weekMarco: Is glad it’s just a movie, because the poor peopleSasha: Sides with the antagonist of the movieConnie: Imitates the death screams Historia: “does it have gore?”Ymir: Nods in approval throughout the movieArmin: Hides behind his hands, looks anywayMike: Endless jokes about Levi being too small to watch the movieHanji: Is too much into the story and yells at the charactersErwin: comments on every brutal part with ‘oooh!’ ‘oh, that hurt! haha!’Nanaba: “That’s not very accurate”Levi: Goes in like -___- Comes out like -u-

Cabbages

k so i made this new russian friend at school this week and we were talking about memes, you know, as one does, and she was telling me about this underground russian meme where its pics of fish reading and saying shit like “i cant do this” and i thought it was the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life so here u go. in order, theyre saying “help”, “disaster”, “pretty difficult”, and “it’s hard for me”