*at some kind of fancy event*
Shazam: *about to go in on the free wine*
Batman: *taking the glass out of his hand* No.
Shazam: aw
Rest of the Justice League: ???
Adult woman journalist: *flirting with Shazam*
Shazam: *flirting back*
Batman, physically towing him away: nope no absolutely not
Shazam: *finally gets ahold of a glass of wine & takes a sip*
Shazam: ...........
Shazam: *discreetly spits the wine back into the glass*
Flash, watching from across the room: ok what the fuck
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