Round & Round

Diana: Do you? I can try and schedule in on Wednesday, after all my other ballsy appointments.

Diana: What would you consider to be... Out of your comfort zone Mr. Murphy?

Diana: I do. It's... Disgustingly charming. Also kind of how I know you like me. Most people don't.

Shawn: That was funny. See, I knew you were kind of fun. But to answer your question, no, you don't have to pencil me in.

Shawn: A vegan restaurant and a foreign film with rapid subtitles.... I'm kidding, there's not really anything I can think of, so it's safe to say I'm game for anything.

Diana: I mean, we can talk about that when the time comes, but come on Shawn - I am a lady.

Diana: I'll agree to a second date... If I get to plan it.

Diana: I like when your face turns bright red.

Shawn: Do you want to schedule ball talk with me? Was that too much? You're a lady, I didn't forget.

Shawn: Okay, I can also agree to those terms.

Diana: Hm... I don't know. I might take some convincing. I mean, will any balls be thrown at my head?

Diana: Before your mind goes to the gutter, I mean baseballs. Or any sports-balls for that matter.

Diana: So are you bright red right now then?

Shawn: No balls, I promise. I am very glad you clarified the types balls. Thank you, that could have been very awkward.

Diana: So you think there should be a second date?

Diana: Which one would I prefer? Well, whichever one is accurate.

Shawn: Yes? I mean I would love a second date.

Diana: That is a very true statement... I won't forget it. Is that, like, your goal when you take girls out? Give them mediocre dates with something to remember?

Diana: I can't tell if this is you being sarcastic over text message or cute and awkward like you usually are.

Shawn: It was a first date. If I pulled out all the stops too soon you'd probably get bored with me down the line. Now you have something to look forward to for the next one.

Diana: I'm not very emotional or sensitive.

Diana: I mean, I wouldn't list it in my top dates, having almost died and embarrassed myself. That being said though... I didn't hate it.

Diana: How did you feel about the other night?

Shawn: It could have been better, sure, but you'll never forget it. And that is what counts.

Ben: No... Sorry DAD. Come read me a bedtime story and ill sleep?

Ben: Classic, but predictable...

Shawn: I knew it. Old people start talking crazy when they haven't had their nap or afternoon snack yet.

Diana: But? There's more than just 'I need time to process everything' right?

Diana: I'm intelligent. It's processed. It was processed by like the day after.

Shawn: Nope, at least not that I know of.

Shawn: I know but that doesn't equate to emotional sensitivity. But that's good, I'm glad.

Ben: You weren't supposed to agree. You were supposed to be like "nooo man. You're an idiot Ben. Shut up Ben. Bennnnnnn" idk. Idk what I'm talking about anymore.

Ben: I don't like confusing her! I just like messing with her. Besides, we haven't done a prank on mom in like 5ever. Now that I'm home, we're missing prime prank time

Shawn: Have you had a nap today?

Diana: I get that I almost died, but does that really make it a 'bad' date? Because you haven't texted or called.

Diana: So, yeah, I'm calling you out.

Shawn: I don't think it was a bad date... I just thought you might need time to process everything?