Sexy Shawn

computer show me unashamed sex ... ......show me uncaring and disgusting hedonistic lust are u listening computer... com piter i neednto see selfish-but-therefore-mutually-stimulating pleasure seeking sex ....m..

This is my wake word for my firetv so it a would actually try to show me 😅

I'm going to attempt to caption this. This man talks fast and puts a lot into a minute. [Video I.D. Bruce enters the room, clearly agitated. Bruce: "Alright, which one of you motherfuckers did it?" Tim Drake, slightly alarmed: "Woah, Bruce, you doin' good?" Bruce, so very annoyed: "Nah, nunununu, shut the fuck up. Which one of you did it!?" Jason Todd: "Well, that very much depends on what the fuck you're asking about." Dick Grayson: "Yeah, what he said. 'Cause honestly I've done like six things in the last four hours alone that could probably tempt that response." Bruce, done with his children: "Confess, or I call Alfred in here and he'll make you tell me." Time Drake, calling bullshit: "Nah, nah you're bluffing. You wouldn't dare." Bruce: "Alfr-" Tim Drake, cutting him off, afraid now: "Me and Stephanie convinced Damien that petting zoos were like free yard sales for barn animals." Bruce, surprised: "I'm sorry you did fucking what!?" Dick Grayson: "No, no that's not it. Uh, the villains from the Silver Age that you thought disappeared didn't. I just fight them alone and don't tell you about it because I don't want you to break all of their bones." Bruce, taken back slightly: "Jesus Christ, I'm not that violent, am I?" Jason Todd: "A little while ago I replaced Two-Face's coin with an identical replica that's weighted so that it will always land with unscarred side face up." Bruce, shocked: "Is that why we haven't heard from him in like three months?" Tim Drake: "I painted all of Jason's helmets blue." Dick Grayson: "And I replaced all of his guns with water pistols." Jason Todd: "I replaced all of Tim's coffee with decaf." Tim Drake, angrily: "You what!?" Bruce cuts in: "Alright, enough Jesus. I was asking which one of you told Superman that if he exposes more skin he'll get more sun radiation. He's out there in a fucking Speedo." Dick Grayson, laughing: "Oh, yeah, that was me." Bruce: "Alright, great, come fix this." Dick Grayson: "Sounds to me like there ain't a situation that needs fixing." Bruce, sternly: "Now!" End Video I.D.]

"You talking to me?!"

Preach

I thought I was having a stroke

She learned how to speak Simlish

This is what it's like to hear English when you don't speak English

She is very good at Dutch 👌