lezzing out for Shauna Shipman

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

write that self indulgent fic, you would be insanely surprised how many people are waiting for THAT Fic™

If you’re ever feeling bad about your dating life just know that you will never fumble as hard as Shauna Shipman did. Girl had a hot femme best friend who was utterly obsessed with her and planned out their entire future together, and… she slept with her boyfriend, didn’t apologize, and let her freeze to death outside. Gotta hand it to her.

Sophie’s comment section being filled with “she picked Courtney, didn’t she?” is actually embarrassing leave them alone

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts