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koopr nidekr and certice conor if you will

if you can’t handle me when im broke you don’t deserve me when i hav 15 dollers

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

@acebutnotthehardwareplace

with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

fucking hell no

well I know I've earned it maybe you'll get there as well

I’m too superstitious to pass this up lol 🐈‍⬛💵🙏🏻

I hope it does because it’s time to remortgage 😢 💵 💴 💰

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Norse gods are better

I like Native American mythology

that’s cool and all but when my sister was but 5 years of age she attempted to create her own religion, had lore, sumthing abt fighting apex predators that live under beds and memory loss. Ionno, I think I win

I see that and raise you Stargate lore

I see you seeing that and raise you goat story lore (first and second)

I see that and raise you the simple fact that I do not care about goats that deepthroat metal rods to avoid being hung and more fish in the mouth

I see that and raise you, the devil comes in the second one AND the goat has a human bio child

I’m convinced everyone knows at least one insane Dr Pepper guy, people who only drink Dr Pepper have some kind of dark presence, a strange aura they bring to the room. Idk if it’s the bisexuality or what.

it's either bisexuality ( @sharrrklord ), asexuality (me), or an overwhelming heterosexuality (some guy that my father employed until he got cancer)

it’s healthy it has doctor in the name