Wiliest of Sharkgirls

Some fun facts about me:

I'm over 6' tall and 250+lbs

I work as a cattle rancher, I will happily answer asks about my cows! (Note: I'm not the owner of these cows, so, I can't answer much about stuff like auctioning; I just feed, medicate, manage, and monitor them)

I'm polyamorus and married to my wonderful partner @salaciouseel

Sharks and Clowns are my biggest special interests (specifically Mako Sharks and Auguste/Whiteface Clowns)

My main sona is a Shortfin Mako girl named Olympia, but I have plenty of others I'll post about here

I smoke a lot of weed, it's mostly medicinal, but I still post a lot about it. If I could get truly zonked off my gourd I'd also be posting about it but 🤷‍♀️

I'm big into music and almost always have something playing, I'll listen to basically anything that isn't stadium country. Recently I've been getting more into hyperpop (femtanyl, Ada Rook, HYPERPUP, etc.)

I fucking LOVE Soulsborne, Terraria, and Warframe. I'm a big gamer in general when I have the time

Gurren Lagann is one of my favorite pieces of media ever. Neon Genesis: Evangelion, Kamisama Kiss, and Blood+ are also up there when it comes to anime.

I like a ton of media in general, I'm very impartial about tone or setting or medium. I don't have a lot of really niche interests but I'm always open to learning about new things to interact with!

I have chronic back pain and nerve pain in my back, legs, and arms. Work makes it way worse, I may complain about it here, idk

I'm also mentally ill but that's obvious and I will probably talk less about that than the physical ailments, unless it pertains to being horny.

I'm T4T, hella kinky, and very open about just about anything privately. Cis people can message me but I'm not interested

If I'm not complaining about something I'm either not having fun or too down bad

I'm what some would consider terminally offline (but trying to change that)

As for kinks and stuff, I'm a very adaptable person, my yes list is far longer than my no list, but some of my faves:

Sadism (specifically choking, slapping, punching, clawing, biting, and belting)

Pred/Prey and Petplay (both sides, I can be your sharkgirl or your mousegirl)

Vore (eat or be eaten, either way)

CNC (both giving and receiving, I cry really realistically when receiving though, I'm not turned off, just getting into it)

Humiliation & Degradation (both giving and receiving)

Worship (both giving and receiving)

My no list is fairly small:

Scat (i love watersports and spit, scat is just a step too far for me)

Gunplay & Knifeplay (both are very hot in art, I've just been forced into too many dynamics with these present to be comfortable)

Ageplay (once again, forced into too many dynamics to be comfortable)

Raceplay (hard no on being the aggressor, and I'm not particularly keen to relive this particular trauma in bed)

Also any femme or neuter names are good: Mommy, Mistress, Goddess, Bitch, Whore, Slut, Cunt. As long as it isn't anything "-man" or "-boy" we're good

I also don't care what my stuff is called: Pussy, Cock, Hole, Girlmeat, Dick, Clit, whatever. Just no "manhood" or anything like that obviously

Most of my reblogs are untagged, I forget to use the queue and schedule all the time, I use #sharq thoughts for my own posts, and my asks & DMs are always open!