Resurrected Plushie Angel

the area between a trans woman’s thighs is a wonderful place to spend the night.

plushies are always saying this

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

My girlfriend's kids have started asking why Auntie Jody only comes to visit when their daddy's deployed

girl with hypnotic aphrodisiac sweat: "you mind if i take my shoes off in here?"

white ppl will steal every aesthetic from black culture and then call it something so stupid like bo derek braids instead of box braids or hasbin hotel core instead of black southern dandism. yall will bend over backwards to call my culture barbaric/scary just to drool over the aesthetic the moment no actual black people are involved (21 pilots vs actual reggae). And if ur white/nonblack reading this just reblog. I dont need any comments talking about how not racist you are + speaking up over actual black people.

the transmisogynized god-prince would like to sit in your lap and yawn whorishly

you may pet Her to curry favor, but if She senses any inappropriate intent you will be smote on the spot

Jestergirl whose main bit is tricking people into sniffing her stinking feet and pits; and secret girl huffer Princess

The Princess has arranged for a private jester performance in her quarters

legendary egg-laying swordswoman is brooding stoically

getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned