F E L I X

Horny on Maine? Need a little lead in your life? Look no further than your Maine man to get the job done. Whether its a broad shouldered hug you need or an asswoopin (with a wopping side of after care) Agent Maine is on it.

Fiercely loyal (except when there’s an AI running rampant in your head), Silent but deadly (not in like, the toot way). He’s the perfect listener if you need a shoulder to cry on or a grizzly body to gaze at.

6… 7? Fuck it I don’t know. A lot of years RP experience, so many that I just don’t care anymore.

21+ gunna be a NSFW blog with lots of blood and depictions of violence what do you expect. Mostly pre-Sigma/Pre-Meta verse but I’ll probably do whatever.

Can take 8/10 grizzly bears in a fight

((Wakey wakey))

Sitting on the ground Simmons had been tinkering with the Warthog when he suddenly felt someone lean over him and kiss his forehead. Looking up he saw who it was and became instantly confused.

“No shit. I don’t even believe it happened.”

((Wakey wakey))

Sitting on the ground Simmons had been tinkering with the Warthog when he suddenly felt someone lean over him and kiss his forehead. Looking up he saw who it was and became instantly confused.

((Wakey wakey))

Sitting on the ground Simmons had been tinkering with the Warthog when he suddenly felt someone lean over him and kiss his forehead. Looking up he saw who it was and became instantly confused.

“You think you’re fast?”

“Faster than you”

Felix, running as fast as he possibly can: A KNIFE

“i am fucking awesome”