Harper

David: he looks shell shocked the first time he gets high. Asher’s the one who gives it to him and the moment it hits he’s SILENT. Eyes wide mouth dry and so paranoid. He hasn’t done it since, mostly just hanging around Angel when they do.

Asher: he’s apart of my dream blunt rotation. He ends up ordering pizza like 3 times accidentally and spending 50 dollars every single time. He also eats all 3 pizzas and gets the craziest gas and shits later on. Spends the whole time on a shitty game like genital jousting.

Vincent: I just know it felt like salt in his wounds when he found out he couldn’t get high after turning. He’s my teenage dirtbag sweetheart who def got high to sit in on a swing set at 10 pm during highschool. He smokes with at most 2 people at a time cuz he likes getting high and oversharing.

Sam: cant smoke but darlin does!! He trip def trip sits for them, making sure they drink their water and don’t overstuff their face with food (guilty) and get a tummy ache. I don’t rlly think he did it as a human but i m haven’t listened in a bit erm

Milo: has never gotten high and doesn’t really have any plans to. It’s all that stuff with his dad. Sometimes sweetheart takes a lil edible to decompress after a tough day and that’s as close as he gets to it.

Guy: in my dream blunt rotation. Him and honey go all out for 4/20. Talking the unicorn bong, a loans worth of chips and sour candy, and baby sensory videos. He’s def the kinda guy who comes up with a bunch of creative ideas while he’s high and ends up with the craziest stuff written down in his notes app the next day.

Huxley: he GROWS. During the summer his yard is full of giant plants and during the fall his whole house STINKS when he has to harvest them. He actually has no thoughts in his skull when he’s high, stringing together vague ideas with a lot of random pauses and nothing makes any sense. On some “I’m breaking through the barrier” shit

Damien: used to oppose it like crazy. Never cared if other people did it but would rather die than put anything thc into his body. Thought that it rotted your brain and attention span. Tried it for the first time once he started dating Huxley and now he does every once in a while. It calms his mind and mood

Lasko: oh boy… I would lowkey rather die than get High with him. For some reason I feel like whenever he’s tried to do it in the past it’s made his stuttering even worse. He gets really cold and shakes the whole time. He also gets super paranoid and ends up anxious puking by the end of it.

Gavin: UGBGHGHDUGPLEASEEEEE I would love to smoke with him. Idk if demon can get High? But like I’m gonna act like he can bcus he’s rlly hot. He gets even worse. He’s all over freelancer and is def not wearing clothes. At most he’s in his underwear. Alternatively, I also can see him being the kind of guy to put on a children’s movie and end it sobbing. Like the my little pony or smth in that vein

Kody: he’s messaging ALL of his exes that have him blocked. Like he makes a new account for Instagram, twitter, discord. Hell he’s using email to send ppl greay bum shit. Like he’s replying to photos of ppl with friends or partners and saying “I knew you didn’t love me” he’s not even doing it because he’s high he’s high because he wanted to send those messsages and have something easy to blame them on when he gets into shit. No job having ass

Vega: PLEASSSSUHHH I genuinely have no idea how he’d act if he was high but i really hope he has sex with me. Then he can like tell me abt the war or something PLEASEEEEEEEEER

Hush: guys I’m gonna b real im losing it over here I have no brain power to come up with an actual headcanon but I CAN tell u that hush would be a DELIGHT to smoke with and it would be HILARIOUS and I feel like he’d watch optical illusions and those spinning hypnotism things for an hour at least.