Why

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

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food service and retail workers should be legally allowed to slap one (1) customer across the face as hard as they can every year. slaps do roll over at the end of year so you can really come unglued if you've been saving em up like vacation days.

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

literally a movie is good if you vibe with it and bad if you don’t vibe with it i don’t know how to state this any clearer for you letterboxd losers

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

well that just mackles my more

stole a crumb from a ant that would have been great to his colony and it means nothing to me i throw it away

-Icona Pop (2012)

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

YES

Gave me goosebumps :’)

this is my favorite thing ever! it gave me goosebumps

this is beautiful

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!