Doing my best

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

she keep me worm

Make more male bi characters you cowards

This is a horror novel

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

all i want is to have one of those ghibli moments where the protag is just lying in a breezy field with wildflowers and big puffy clouds overhead. that’s the goal here.

team mysterious leg bruise

me n the boys 

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

i hate having a body i want to be an idea

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?