Doing my best

can you feel it…..soon………..the final hours between 20gayteen and 20biteen………………the gay solstice when we are at our most powerful…………..

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever posted why does this not have more notes

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

i’m all panic and no disco

NEWS PIG

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

I chuckling so hard rn

i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones

*skull glowing intensifies*

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

Lmfao

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier

i cannot tell you how many times this EXACT situation has happened to me

she keep me worm

let it be known that any man who says “i can make u like men again” to a lesbian is making a threat