brainrot & chaos

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

I should be allowed to use fuck if I know as an appropriate and professional response to a work email

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers