space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky

i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight

Protect Shia LaBeouf he’s a little weird but he’s not hurting anybody

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is just a picture of me wearing sunglasses and doing double peace signs with the caption “oh yeah btw im rich”