sharksarecool2

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

you relate to monstrous characters because you have toxic shame and live in a society that has convinced you that innocent parts of yourself are grotesque. I relate to monstrous characters because I am evil. we are not the same.

"you seem pretty normal to me" all the better to shock and betray you later on when it suits me. due to my evil ways.

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

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Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary