woof

sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"

You have to understand: all magic is for pervert shit when the mage is a pervert

which of course every mage is

flat-chested tgirl who wants to show her friends her nothing.

imps are like fairies

it's only right to treat them like toys

she let me hit because i cornered her in the alley and didn't give her an escape route

its literally cutes for a girl to be an irredeemable pervert.

Tumblr user voice: Yeah you can be whatever you want! Gender isn't real, be a freaky genderfuckweirdo forever. Oh, you want to be a woman? Nonono be a genderfuckweirdo femboy. I can't fuck you if you're a woman. Don't transition, don't be a person, I'll find you less sexually appealing. What? You're saying I'm being harmful? I'm literally trans you're being transandrophobic. You're causing division in the community. I bet you're a degenerate pedo too. I'm gonna write a callout post. Disgusting tranny

everyone WANTS to fuck the dog

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

who’s trying to kiss laika

im laika

When the burrito is so full.... she's pregnant ❤️

Remember, if you discover someone has a crush on you it's your duty to force her to admit it then make her beg for more of your attention until she is hopelessly addicted to you

reblogging this everytime I see it