Hi :)

Nico: will

Will:

Nico: what are you doing

Will: im attempting to cook again

Nico: (desperately trying to cover the disgust on his face from will's last cooking attempt) attempt? But it was good

Will: yeah well, i showed it to percy and annabeth later and annabeth said it was a health hazard and told percy to take me to the woods so i could bury it so no animal would accidentally eat it!!!!!

Nico:

Will:

Nico: ...ok

Will: so I'm trying again, okay?

Nico: k, buttttt

Will: yes?

Nico: nothing. What are you gonna make???

Will: pasta

Nico: want me to help? i know it might not be as good as leo's but--

Will: NO

Will: I wanna make the entire meal by myself!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico: okay okay just stop the exclamation points godsdamn

Nico: ...are you making dessert again

Will: of course!!!!

Nico:

Nico: *orders mcdonalds just in case*

2 hours later...

Nico: *comes into kitchen having completely forgotten that will was making dinner*

Nico: *sniffs air*

Nico: what is that burnt rubber hot dog water smell. disgusting!!!

Nico: will?

Nico: wiIIIl?

Nico: william?

Nico: william andrew solace. where are you??

Nico: *looks up*

Nico: BURNT

*the entire kitchen is completely burnt like something exploded in there*

Nico: WILL I DON'T WANT TO REMODEL THIS KITCHEN

Nico: WAS GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW

*will is hiding at percy's house*

Percy, opening his closet: Will?

Will: That’s William to you.

Percy: what are you doing here???

Will: hiding out

Percy: okay but why--

Will: because i exploded nico's favorite kitchen

Percy: favorite? he has more than one kitchen???

Percy: thats not even the question i was going to ask

Percy: i was gonna ask why you were hiding out in *my* house

Will: its the least you can do

Will, huffing: i never got my thank you

Percy: do like elsa and let it go

Will: whatever

Percy: im going to stay at jason's for the night so that if nico finds you *i* dont get in trouble

Will:

Percy: by

Will: it's "bye"