can’t have shit in pennsylvania

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

soft wolf paw on your leg

having a girl blorbo is like. i need to cocoon her in blankets and let her sleep until noon. i need to cook her three square meals a day so she’s not just living off coffee and the will of god. i need to see her wrestle a pig in the mud. i need to turn her into a keychain and swing her wildly around on my backpack. i need to give her a sword and set her loose. i need to steam her like a vegetable in my rice cooker. i need to grind her into dust with a mortar and pestle and turn her into sand art and display her on my shelf. i need to give her smoochies and kisses. i need to wear her in a locket that’s discovered with my corpse thousands of years later. i need to create a new constellation in her image. i need to cover her in blood.

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

hi i think emma frost should get the shit kicked out of her a little bit. like yes i know this woman is an extremely powerful telepath who could hold her own if someone came at her but also. i need her to be beaten within an inch of her life with a tire iron

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

Character A taking whatever verbal abuse Character B throws at them but the second B aims it at Character C, A is not standing for it

Thinking about a character you can’t humiliate. You can try your best to degrade and embarrass them but it doesn’t matter. Humiliation implies loss of status, but what have they to lose? It’s not like your opinion of them matters. They can’t lose standing in the eyes of someone they have no respect for.