Shantü

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists

yeah turn on that good lesbian porn hahaha (two butches arguing while doing an oil change)

Ok but wait now I wanna make a porn video that starts off like this. I'll need a volunteer, I can teach you to change your oil

I expected to be greeted like this

the internet has made people feel like their personal opinion on every topic is valuable and important and holds equal weight to everyone else’s but the truth is some spaces aren’t for you and some things you just can’t relate to or understand and that’s okay. learn when to stay quiet instead of inserting yourself into conversations that are actually nothing to do with you

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

____ __bat_man ______: i'm just going to get some bat milk