☕️The Unofficial Reviewer🤔

☕️The Unofficial Reviewer🤔 turned 2 today!

I don't even want to tell you guys how many times I've tried to post this damn thing. Anyyywayyyy here is the Violet Drink(lady Gaga name) or the Berry Hibiscus with coconut milk. This drink was 🤔🤔🤔 not bad but not my favorite compared to it's cousin the pink drink and when I say cousin I mean 2 times removed. This drink reminded me of when you're trying be healthy and you just buy a bunch of unripe fruit and make a smoothie. That's exactly what it was. I mean idk if it's the bitterness of the hibiscus or what but it did not agree with the coconut milk which then did not have an agreement in my stomach. I mean some people may like it 🤷🏿‍♀️ but not me. It reminded me of old fruit flavored gum that you've been chewing too long if I could compare it to something. However if you try it let me know may my barista was having a bad day 🤷🏿‍♀️

So this is my blog on random things I try. I'll do my unofficial reviews. I'll tell ya'll right now they aren't coming everyday because I don't have a gofundme set up for this shit lol. So hope you guys follow and enjoy! Don't forget if you try something I blog about let me know!

Unofficial Starbucks Review: So y'all know this is one of the few places that gives me joy. So today I tried the Matcha Lemonade( Lady Gaga special) they donate money for born this way fund .25 or something like that. Annnnnnyway, this green pea is Green Tea Lemonade with 2( TWO) pumps of sweetener. I stress this because without the 2 pumps it reminded me of drinking lemonade with your mouth open while someone was mowing the lawn. So I would definitely give this 4/5. It's not too sweet and the green tea is really refreshing! But without the sweetener it was eating raw collard greens lol. Sooooo I recommend it guys!! I'll be trying the other drinks this weekend! 

Review time! Okay folks I'm back again with your friendly unofficial Starbucks reviews lol. So I go in to order my usual Passion Tango Tea Lemonade(lightly sweetened). So I'm Watching them make this strawberry milk and I'm like what the (bleep) is that?! . So she calls my name and I'm like no sis that's not mine. So she's like oh we got it wrong sorry, but the hanger in me said "Wait, don't go what is that? " so let me introduce to you.. Strawberry Acai Refresher with coconut milk. Let me tell y'all baby Jesus made this for me to help my bad day.. he even said let me get my girl some coconut milk so she's not in the bathroom the rest of her shift. This drink tastes like a strawberry milkshake in Willy Wonkas chocolate factory. There was love, peace, and joy in every sip. When I got back to work I didn't curse, throw my bag or anything. So try it out guys!! 

Okay Starbucks Review lol Midnight Mocha with Almond Milk(cause y'all know I can't drink milk). I got light mint because I hate mint(yeah the irony). Okay so I rate this 8/10 y'all...when I tell you I hate mint ice cream I hate it like I hate chitterlings. This was actually really good I thought it was going to taste like buffet ice cream with a pack of doublemint gum inside but it tastes like Talenti with a hint of York peppermint pattie lol. So long story short get it...k bye 

So... let me tell y'all... this drink tastes like... an ounce of diabetes, 1 pack of diabetes syrup and a gallon of unicorn sweat. Im not going to say I don't like it... buttttt it is a little too sweet for me lol. In all seriousness it tastes like sherbet ice cream and pixie sticks lol soooo try at your own risk 😂😂😂 Disclaimer: y'all who know me know I can't have milk for reasons unknown so I got almond milk in mine