G A R B A G E

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

hate that i can't hang out in silence w online friends. sometimes when i'm not replying it's not in a "this conversation is over" way or in a "i'm too busy to reply" way. but in a "on all levels except physical my head is on your lap while we both silently scroll on our phones" way

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

cats will be like pleease trip and die over my tiny little body thank you ☺️