eyes closing

None of my friends paint.

That sucks. Maybe you could take on a really time-consuming, big project with the few materials you have and stretch them out? I don't know much about art, sorry.

Everything is closed tomorrow.

Do you have a friend you could borrow from?

Oh my god - he does look like a turtle.

Yep. Is he so creepy now? Turtles are kinda cute, you know.

…This is that whole shipping thing, isn’t it?

Are you judging me? You're totally judging me.

Now that one I’ve seen, yes. I can’t fucking wait for the squeal.

You didn't think he was cute? Elise, you're crazy.

He just creeps me out, honestly. But I’m glad that you liked him! It was a good movie, I think, all and all.

I guess... I guess I can see how his face would creep you out. He looks a whole lot like a turtle. I liked the video game references in the movie.

Okay, so, let me get this straight. Jeff is the old-ish lawyer dude, right? And you… want him coupled or whatever with the brunette, Annie? But you hate him with the blonde, Britta? 

Yes, yes. I want him with Annie. He's in love with Annie, okay, you can't convince me of anything else. I love Britta a whole, whole lot as a character, but paired with Jeff they're both just... I don't know. A formula for disaster. They promote the worst traits in each other, y'know?

I have no idea what 30 Minutes or Less is, unless you mean the cooking show and if you do I’m really fucking confused. No, dorks are cute, just not that one. But yeah, I really don’t. We’re pretty much polar opposites in everything except our DNA.

It's a movie he was in with Aziz Ansari. That dork is so cute. Have you seen Now You See Me? 

That’s the old guy and the blonde, right? Not like, the old-old guy, but the older one.

He's not old-- okay he's kind of older but he's not old. He's hot. And no, no no no. No way. The brunette, you know-- the cute one? Jeff and Britta are just... no.

I’m just really tired of that character, y’know? Like, it seems at least one main character, boy or girl, has to be that character in everything and it bugs me. Also, I don’t like Michael Cera, so I’m biased.

Yeah, yeah. I guess that's true. I haven't seen a whole lot of Michael Cera movies, so maybe that's why I could like him in Scott Pilgrim.

I’m not saying he wasn’t cute, he was a very, very little bit, I’m just saying he weirded me out a little bit. I mean, it’s the same dude from Zombieland, isn’t it?

Yeah, same one. He's the same guy from 30 Minutes or Less, too. Do you not like the dork look? I guess you don't have the same taste as your sister, hm?

Drama in the workplace — they can always make it intense somehow by writin’ and placin’ a few death threats here and there, forbidden romances — maybe even a few murders or somethin’.

The romances kill me, I'm not gonna lie. That's part of what made me so invested in it. I'm a sucker for it, what can I say?

Like Community? Or is that a different one?

No, that one's still on the list. Jeff and Annie are my kryptonite.

I think so, yeah. I don’t know how Scott Pilgrim got such awesome girlfriends, though.

Aw, he was totally cute! Did you not like him?

I didn’t understand at least twenty-five percent of the first eight minutes, but I guess that’ll just take some time getting used to. Oh course I have. The dude who plays Mark kinda freaks me out, though. But it’s definitely really good.

Oh my god, really? I thought he was super cute. I mean the character was a jerk, but he's totally cute. 

Is that the show with Alison Pill?

That's her! Wasn't she in Scott Pilgrim?

I thought that was a segment on CNN and then I looked it up and s’jus’ a regular drama series?

It's an HBO series and it's really good, actually. Weirdly intense because the content seems like it'd be dull.