Shannan Alyssa

EVIL

Tony Stark, concerned adult:

Instagram MUAs will use anything as a brush 😤😤😤😂😂😂

Me, being passed on the highway: bitch

Lemme bless y’all with this video

He’d also make a bombass dad

-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria -skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods -”come with me i dont wanna go alone” -not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for -“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something” -knowing your id number so you can actually eat -only wearing your id during lunch period -that ONE security guard -”what’s even for lunch today” -HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY -those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup -fights = dinner AND a show -”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”

why do puppies sound so funny

update: this is him now

The Collector

this is a true ally 

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

Here she comes

Imagine knowing Beyonce could’ve been your mother

“But their music is so good!!”