The Loneliest Whale in the World

alright but that has to be one of the most righteously epic takedowns of a heckler i’ve ever seen

just had a really big poop. feeling good.

Freshhherrrrr than youuuuuu

in a not high school venty way i’m so fucking pissed that I was at work for 7 hours unpaid today and now I’m going to go eat a lot of fucking sushi because I saw it on tumblr and if anyone is mean to me on the way i’m going rip their fucking head off and jerk off on it in front their kid. FUIFOGHDS;GHJDSKL;BJFSD;OGJDSOPAG JNDS FUCK IM SO MAD

posted on the wrong blog FUCK IT I DONT GIVE A SHITGOREISJFGIO ;SADJGJKLSDILUEHG

FUCK

currently pooping realizing I may be being overdramatic about the whole thing

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer