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Emoji spell to have a gay rat wedding that pisses off Alabama.

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sleepyskele

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

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rollingstoneboycomplex

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me

bedbugbiting

My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”

It was this:

sammyclassicsjwfan

YES!!! BAPEYS!!!!!

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theabigailthorn

4/20 praise it

queen-ofxthe-clouds

So my mom wakes me up at 5 am to tell me that my car radio was on and was blasting. I don’t know how it happened bc I turned it off when I got home and the last time I drove my car was 3pm yesterday and it was turned off.

Like what the fuck???

shanesappletaters

"I'm in love with my car"

#queen

sugarhighrambling

xarrows-shotx-deactivated201912

Send me a band/artist and I’ll reply with:

Do I know them already?: yes | no

If I know them:

Favourite Song:

Least Favourite Song:

Favourite Album:

Least Favourite Album:

Song that got me into them:

Seen Live?:

Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

If I don’t know them:

First song youtube took me to:

First Impression:

Do I like it?:

Would I listen to more from them?:

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shanesappletaters

the doors are really good

incorrectklave

Klaus: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy. And my heart has been severely damaged. So Dave, if you’re out there-

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human

pfcanimal

Nail polish itself isn’t gendered, but most people who work with their hands for a living don’t want to spend money so flippantly on an ornament, that’s going to be destroyed by the work being done.

You’re not wrong about nail polish not being gendered, but most careers in said trades are usually dominated by men, unopposed.

shanesappletaters

If you had a son, who got a job in said “dominated by man trades” came home with a manicure, what would you do?

pfcanimal

Hope he was smart enough to get the supplies and practice to do it himself, instead of wasting the money to have someone else do it.

And then wonder where he found the time to practice said craft.

shanesappletaters

But if he spent money on a manicure, which is a nail treatment, what would you do?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human

pfcanimal

Nail polish itself isn’t gendered, but most people who work with their hands for a living don’t want to spend money so flippantly on an ornament, that’s going to be destroyed by the work being done.

You’re not wrong about nail polish not being gendered, but most careers in said trades are usually dominated by men, unopposed.

shanesappletaters

If you had a son, who got a job in said "dominated by man trades" came home with a manicure, what would you do?

shelbytaylorexists

JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏

antikataplhktika

LOUDER

xrotteninsidex

EVEN LOUDER

lickmetilllicecreammmm

LOUDER THAN THAT

shanesappletaters

SCREAM THAT SHIT

tastefullyoffensive

homofied

Shane is going places

occupy-democrats

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

mstar1960

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

occupy-democrats

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

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