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Astarion: SIGH. What now?

Tav, standing by a locked door: I'll give you three guesses, babe.

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Tav, after meeting the preist of Loviatar:

Meanwhile Astarion:

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Scene of Deluge (1827)

— by Joseph-Désiré Court

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🦇🕯️⚰️🥀🕸️

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*the corpse regards you lifelessly.*

Astarion • High-Elf | Rogue | Charlatan Speaking with Helena (mother of Orin) • Baldur's Gate III

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astarion as the fallen angel

Ascended Astarion fans want that Louis and Lestat type of relationship with Astarion, so let me reiterate something

That’s called ✨abuse✨

#astarion #bg3 #astarion bg3 #ascended astarion #bg3 astarion #interview with the vampire #they’re literally the WORST #god awful textbook classic abusive relationship #they want mf to beat the hell out of them and then love bomb them

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He’s your biggest fan in a durge playthrough!

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You just KNOW that if Cazador was even remotely hot you would never see the end of people shipping him with Astarion. Ao3 would be awash with hundreds upon hundreds of Astarion/Cazador fics, there would be thirsty fanart of them together on your feed 24/7, people would be losing their goddamn minds over how wrong and fucked upbutalsokindahot they are together.

He would be on the level of Orin or Gortash or Raphael.

But no.

Larian were just like 'lol lets make him lame as fuck'. And I TRULY appreciate that. I thought I was in for Castlevania Dracula levels of sexiness, but he's just a... guy. Like he's just so thoroughly unremarkable it's amazing.

I don't know if it was all deliberate or not but I love it. They hype him up SO MUCH you can't even imagine the dark edgy vampire sex god you're going to encounter and then when I first saw him in game I was literally like "man who's that dork where's-CAZADOR SZARR?!"

I see no fanart of him. I see no fics of him.

He is anticlimax personified.

It's perfect. He's not cool. Abusers aren't cool. He's just a loser with an astronomical amount of power and the people he's hurt are helpless to stand up to him. He doesn't really NEED to be anything else.

Wyll: “So, Astarion… how’s the rat diet going”

Me: “bitch, you did not just go there”

#it may soon end if you don’t shut your mouth #astarion #bg3 #astarion bg3 #bg3 astarion

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My best boys.

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Whenever people go "I don't get why he's so popular" all I have to say is: Great! Then he's not for you, and that's okay!

Screaming because in Interview with the Vampire, when Claudia returns home Lestat says “the prodigal daughter returns”

And when Astarion returns to confront Cazador, Cazador says “the prodigal son returns”

#ugh oh my GOD #uncanny #bg3 #astarion bg3

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October One Word Writing Challenge

Beginnings

Cobbled

Time

Pyre

Silver

Pearl

Fever

Honour

Righteousness

Poison

Spirit

Trinket

Prophesise

Evening

Knowledge

Glorious

Ocean

Guide

Candle

Wallpaper

Homeward

Star

Fur

Diary

Carriage

Gift

Sorrow

Veins

Madness

River

Endings

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"yeah, the pomade ain't staying in too long. Eventually you sweat it off."

random ass (albeit thirsty) thoughts that run through my head playing BG3

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“𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙢𝙚.”

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