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@shalings

"When all you have is a hammer, everyone ELSE is a nail."---------- call me Phoenix or Macie if you don't know me irl !! Also I'm like. 25, jsyk ---------- If there's one thing I'll always post about without fail, it's rocks ---------- I have a great and wonderful partner !! ---------- Any names I tag nowadays are OCs of mine/my partner's, not fandom stuff !! If you don't want somethin tagged with a blorbo, just lemme know !!

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anasabdin

Graceful Defeat

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Old Sow Between The Trees- Hannalie Coetzee (2015)

puppygirllaika

This forest contains nothing but the pure sweet fat of the log.

justthemoonz

Sans was probably losing his mind at the "Egg-husband!" joke that Asgore said in Deltarune and was holding in the most hysterical laugh known to man, kinda like this

nonaferatu

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

5weekdays

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

5weekdays

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

5weekdays

who was that.

5weekdays

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

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the-big-mood

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

ruinedchildhood

stickyfrogs

There is lots of room to dig, but Trevor and Beverley often end up burrowing to be next to each other!

iftadwascool

My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois

alsbullshit

Why does this have its own wikipedia page.

effemimaniac

fionn-o-nassus

not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Notable Quotable

Have your satirical, vocal stim-laden viral TikTok fight for its life to stay on Wikipedia... and win!

pointless-achievements

zeezu-ix-deactivated20250129

HI I MADE A JERMA CARDBOARD CUTOUT FOR THE SIMS.

HERE IT IS INCASE ANYONE WANTS TO PUT JERMA IN THEIR HOUSE.

copepods

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2560x1440

they missed ?! 🙁

2560x1440

were--ralph

twitter is so fucking funny like actually

geologyin-blog

super gemmy Bi Color Tourmaline crystal naturally terminated from Paprok Afghanistan.

Photo: @star_minerals_collection

b0tster

when u put a random bio chip in ur brain and catch a bunlith virus who wont leave u the fuck alone

vampiregirlcock

healthy screen time is when you look at a screen 8h per day for your job

excessive screen time is when you look at a screen more than 30min per week recreationally (unless it's your TV in which case it's healthy)

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