Salmon Is A Bible Name

For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Jesus Christ is my Living Hope!!!!

Anyway, our pastor is talking in the pulpit, making announcements, and saying how he hopped we had a good Easter when my sister raised her hand

Idk what possessed him, but he actually called on her, which was his big mistake. My tiny four year old sister stands up, and talking loud enough even the half deaf elderly folk in the back can hear her she informs the preacher

“Rabbits are not real”

Which obviously WHAT!!??? But then it gets worse, because our poor, kind, foolish pastor engages her. He replies

“But what about the Easter bunny?”

My sister replies in a scream, Channeling the trumpet Gabriel will one day blow to say:

“THAT is a bad word. They are not real, and don’t you even THINK about it.”

She then sits down. And it’s over, the pastor tries to respond, but she has shut him out, he has lost control of his congregation.... there is no return from this blow to his focus, his unshakable faith hath shooketh He is in a word BROKEN

My first Sunday here, I was using the bathroom when an old lady I had just met walked in and went "ooo! I recognize those shoes!" In a singsong-ish voice.

God: