Knee-high Octopie

@charminglyantiquated

Thanks I hate it

Im on the verge of crying

oh … baby … babbaby …

Remember ladies, gaydies, and theydies in 2019 we’re not hopping into relationships with people just because we’re lonely AND we’re not adding people to already dying or dead relationships in a last ditch attempt to fix them! We’re absolutely not perpetuating any more dating drama and trauma!

freshly baked warm bread and lesbianism. thats what its all about baby

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

people who make fun of autistic people are no longer allowed to use slime, weighted blankets, stress balls, or anything similar that originated and/or was popularized by the autistic community.

okay full offence but i’m seeing non-wlw/sapphic people only liking this, and tbh you’re not helping at all. liking it isn’t going to help the gay girls following you stay safe, you have to reblog it for them to see it.

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

grammarized straight into hell

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

THANK

Fuck this “Cut science and art because poor people exist!” bullshit.  Make fucking rich people pay their damned taxes.  That *ALONE* solves the vast majority of the problems.  Make employers hire more people, not keep condensing job duties into more and more single positions (some of us are getting sick of doing the work of three people on barely the salary for one of them).  Demand pay rates increase so that EVERYONE with a job makes enough to support themselves.  Demand better health care, so that people don’t lose their homes and jobs because someone in their family got fucking cancer, or chronic illness, or severe injury.   Science isn’t the problem.  The problem is capitalism and greed.