Shift-Six Shift-Six Semicolon

I think I have low blood sugar, my 'Sex Magik' is just fine though.

 Pro Tip: Unarmed school children are an excellent source of Kraft Lunchables

I wish someone would pay me to put cats in full nelsons, because I'm fantastic at it.

I was thinking about what I'd be on Halloween if I was really pregnant and a backwards Ninja Turtle is all I could come up with. olegnalehcim

I call my stomach "The Pet Cemetery".

Dill pickles are low on calories, big on taste, and I can fit 13 in my mouth if I cut em up and stack them like firewood.

 I've killed for less, but I no longer accept coupons.

I'm a grown ass man, but if I see a hairclip, I'm going to play with it and turn it into a bite monster. That shit's just gonna happen.

My biggest problem with the 2000's has been the difficulty in finding POG opponent